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Nancy Tracy, published Sep 27, 2008 Published Content: 52
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While I do not usually condone consuming large quantities of alcoholic beverages, certain occasions call for more than the usual glass of
wine with dinner. The Sarah Palin-Joe Biden vice presidential
debate scheduled for this Thursday, Oct. 2, is one of those times.
Though the vice presidential
debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden is likely to be an entertaining show even if you're stone
cold sober, just think of how much more
fun you could have adding alcohol to the mix.
RULES OF THE SARAH PALIN VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE DRINKING GAME
Take a chug of Moosehead beer whenever Sarah Palin says the following:
--Maverick
--Reformer
--Any sentence including the words "neighbor" and "Russia"
--Small-town values
--Gwen or Joe (remember how many times Palin said "Charlie" during the Gibson interview?)
--Off shore
oil
--Alaska
--"Thanks but no thanks!"
-- Witchcraft (not likely...but hey, you never know, especially if Kathleen Parker's name should pop up)
Take two chugs of Moosehead whenever Sarah Palin does the following:
--Utters a coherent sentence (i.e., contains a subject and a verb and makes logical sense)
--Talks about her
new friend Henry Kissinger or Hamid Karzai
--Explains how being the part-time mayor of Wasilla, Alaska with a full-time
city manager counts as executive experience
Chug a whole bottle of Moosehead if Sarah Palin mentions the following:
--Palin Presidency
On second thought, make that two bottles of Moosehead.